Hmm, maybe No-life Hot Pocket? Or Get-a-life Hot Pocket..?
Sponsored by Jeep!
GASP! Cartoonists procreating?! ;P
He’ll be forever in limbo, with Hermes Conrad!
Chevy did a truck ad where they actually said, “Nobody beats Chevy. And by ‘nobody’ we mean Ford and Dodge.” That literally means “Ford and Dodge both beat Chevy.” Kudos to Chevy for being honest about their crappy trucks!
“IT’S THE CRIMSON PERMANENT ASSURANCE!”
It was fine until the damn kids next door got a pool.
The sparser the population of an area is, the denser the population are.
Sticky roller. Right next to the bed. Every night.
“And now, here’s something we hope you’ll really like”…