I know. Mine was a joke, too. I used to think I was funny, but the Internet is showing me the error of my ways ;)
30 years on and this comic has aged frighteningly well.
Not sure the mask would have made much difference, tbh.
I’ve learned two things in my life.
1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
And he clearly has zero trigger discipline.
Gravity leads to physics. Physics leads to nuclear physics. Nuclear physics leads to nuclear bomb. Nuclear bomb leads to a bunch of awful movies on the SyFy channel. This is the true path to the dark side.
How many Newtons of force? (I would suggest a lot)
I know of a certain young man from Kentucky who would disagree wholeheartedly with that assessment.
I use mine to keep track of my bills, exercise, and spending. Chalk it up to being an old school introvert, I guess.