Fat fury 2

Wilbur Floppenheimer Free

I think that the leaky green stuff under my big toe nail has gone away, but I can't find anybody that is willing to confirm that.

Recent Comments

  1. about 13 hours ago on Alley Oop

    Yo, Gaunt, I remember when I was a kid many lives ago I bought a book from a bookstore in Cape Cod. It was one of the original volumes of the “Rise and Fall of The Roman Empire” published circa 1880’s as I recall, and nobody had ever read it because all of the pages were still stitched at the top.

    I guess history is where you choose to find it.

  2. about 13 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    I had some awesome gravitas with dill, honey mustard and aquavit in Stockholm. The waitress looked way better than Sawtooth, but her grandmother bore a close resemblance.

  3. about 13 hours ago on Alley Oop

    Unfair to Oola-la. You, sir, are a non-floobier.

  4. about 14 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    I thought that Brownstar meant draft beer. As Tom Waits once said, “warm beer and cold women. Getch’a a li’ll sumthin’ that ya can’t get at home.”

  5. about 14 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    Absolutely. Wouldn’t want Jeffy from “Family Circus” getting the wrong idea.

  6. about 16 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    P3: The Bucket now has curbside delivery, so Kevin orders two homerburgers and four rbeyes steaks.

  7. about 17 hours ago on Alley Oop

    Hopefully they’ll BA-ZANG!! right into Oola-la’s BA-ZOOMS!! Giggity giggity!

  8. about 19 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    Tracy, believing in always being prepared, is hard at work training in the police gym. The squad is beating him with chains, two by fours, dropping bricks and anvils on his head, and dragging him behind motorcycles over a course of barbed wire and broken glass. Another hour or so and he should be done for the day, ready to resume training tomorrow.

  9. about 19 hours ago on Nancy

    It always baffled me why someone would get a call saying that the producers wanted them to be on the show and the recipient would think that that was a good thing.

  10. about 19 hours ago on Gil Thorp

    “Kevin, I know the guy who’s the right recruiter for you. Your prospects will be even better if you can switch positions to catcher. I”ll arrange a meeting for you, but you’ll have to dress appropriately. Here, put this on."