Recent Comments

1. 10 days ago on Gasoline Alley

   I always claimed that Aubee looks like she’s in an uncanny valley— but with ink and paper.

2. 4 months ago on Gasoline Alley

   That was the last innocent moment in the siblings’ lives.

   The tower’s door had been madly smashed open with an axe, and the pair couldn’t have seen the deep, red stains on the floor due to the rain.

   In just minutes from now, Aubee and Boog would discover that they were now orphans…

3. 11 months ago on Gasoline Alley

   Voiceover from Han Solo: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”

4. 11 months ago on Gasoline Alley

   Little did Cynthia, the blind-blonde lady know, but she just invited “The Gasoline Alley Strangler” into her house.

   She would be identified only by reconstructing what was left of her lower jaw for dental records.

   While this certainly was not The Strangler’s first victim, this particular killing was the first known time where he left his trademark calling card— her entrails were pulled out and were arranged to form words in crude cursive script:

   “What’s happening?”

   Forensic analysis of the viscera led investigators to believe that the victim was alive for at least fifteen minutes after her internals were externally arranged.

   After The Strangler died by suicide, his lengthy journals indicated that he was about to turn himself in to the authorities just prior to meeting Cynthia. Her naïve dinner invitation offered him a setting that he could not refuse, resulting in the future deaths and evisceration of dozens of known victims.

   Who knows how many innocent victims, families, and communities would be saved from The Strangler’s insane slaughter if Cynthia had not invited him into her home that one fateful afternoon.

5. over 1 year ago on Gasoline Alley

   I’m a paid member and I did see this Sunday’s comic

6. over 1 year ago on Gasoline Alley

   Paging Dr. “I can diagnose things by being near you”!

7. over 1 year ago on Gasoline Alley

   I don’t really think it is followable.

8. over 1 year ago on Gasoline Alley

   Aye, I’ll take another month of being indoctrinated with false information about syesthesia than putting up with that dang bird…

9. over 1 year ago on Gasoline Alley

   Agreed— Something about small farms good but hurting and needing protection, but with a very irritating sentient parrot interjecting itself all over the place.

   Look at the bright side: We aren’t (yet) enduring a two month diatribe on the mystical medical diagnostic powers of Dr. Feelgood…

10. almost 2 years ago on Gasoline Alley

    I enjoy threads with Rufus— there’s at least some comedic / slapstick value, with a little bit of romance (the mayor) thrown in.

    What I’m deeply missing is three months of being lectured about how the new doctor character has mystical powers to diagnose people simply by walking near them. /s