This is one of the best responses to date. You win the Non Sequitur Award!
Then there’s the one egg that is hidden so well nobody finds it—until August.Pe-uuuuuuuuuuuu
My teenage son always kept his room clean and his bed made. I took the door to his room off it’s hinges when he was in Jr. High. and put it back up when he left for college. I also taught him to cook about that age (he’s quite good at that), and I wrote the “how to do your laundry instructions” and posted it by the washer/dryer. He started doing his own laundry when the, ah, “good dream fairy” began to visit. He’s 40, now, a father of two, and happy in his family and his work. Who could ask for anything more?
Why does SHE have to change. Why can’t HE change into a dragon?
Well, my kids and grandkids are here, so I’ll stay and do my damnedest to support liberal causes. But I have lived in Japan, Ireland, England, and visited the west coast of South Africa. Iceland, and the nordic countries are on my “gotta visit” list.
Feckin’ brilliant, Satchel!
So, he joins his love, Phosphene, in death?
Now I have Beach Boys on the brain.
I didn’t know that.