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1. 12 days ago on Non Sequitur

   My GoblinGeorge allows 2 tummy rubs. The third tummy rub initiates catastrophic amputation of the offending hand and disembowelment of the perpetrator.

2. 26 days ago on Non Sequitur

   One of my barn cats, TomJones, has species identity issues; he adores dogs.

3. 29 days ago on Luann

   The easiest way would be to kill off Jonas—like he takes a job on a cruise ship and falls overboard—and Toni and Brad get Shannon permanently.

4. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

   You covered about everything—except injecting bleach, taking Ivermectin (the equine antiparasitic), and sticking light wands up your bum…

5. 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

   I thought that was here in Oklahoma. Back in January.“HUGO, Okla. (KOKH) – Thieves in Oklahoma cut down a 500-foot radio tower Tuesday to steal copper from it, officials said.

   The Choctaw County Sheriff says there is about $500,000 worth of damage, and the thieves will likely get about $100 for the copper they stole.

   Will Payne with Payne Media Group is the owner of the tower. He said it was a “difficult morning to deal with” after finding out the tower was cut down and how much damage it caused.

   “Disbelief. We’ve had weather. We’ve had snow. We’ve had tornadoes. But we’ve never had someone come in and actually cut down a tower before,” Payne said."

6. 2 months ago on Bloom County

   9 syllables in the first phrase. 8 in the second. My brain went:“like da hind end o’ Conway Twitty” just to get the rhythm right.

7. 2 months ago on Luann

   I preferred The Hardy Boys in first grade. One of the public librarians wouldn’t let me check them out, but the head librarian, Mrs. Bonner, told her I could.

8. 2 months ago on Luann

   My son read the Little House on the Prairie series when he was 5. His favorite book in kindergarten was Rudyard Kipling’s Just So Stories.

9. 3 months ago on Luann

   They met in kindergarten and she broke the yellow crayon…wait, that was Willow and Zander in Buffy…

10. 3 months ago on Luann

    The first time I flew alone was my trip to Africa; it was a retirement present to myself.