Has no one ever wondered why “polar” bears only live at the one pole and penguins at the other?
Um, why is the door hinged on the wrong side? (Or why is the stainless steel push plate on the wrong side?)
Wouldn’t want you to slip and break your neck on the way up… that is reserved for on the way down.
Yep, Steinbauer realized on the 16th green that he had one too many, dropped it and Norman picked it up. Guaranteed. I demand an instant replay on the video as proof. :-)
I don’t usually agree with Clyde. In fact, I think I can say with some certainty that this is the first time that I agree with him.
It took you an hour to shed that skin and she is talking to it, or she has been talking for an hour to the skin you shed? (Member: Grammar Nazi’s Anonymous)
Sodaburger is correct, so that Mr. Smartphone is only getting the sound of the real ocean … so he would get a better recording if he moved the shell out of the way.
That is why she was called “Wonder Woman” … she was always wondering where the plane was.
I am going to have long-term nightmares about that head!