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Things don’t always have to make sense to be enjoyed.
If you always seek the negative, I am positive that your quest will not be in vain. Fungus grows in the dark. Step into the light of a brighter outlook and see how many flowers bloom in your garden of optimism.
Perhaps you could be happier, if you would look on the bright side. How often has this comic strip brought you smiles?
Sounds to me that Bernice needs a counselor, instead of becoming one.
You are always free to find another room. Due to the fact that you are overly vexed by this fictional situation, may I suggest a padded room?
Droll? You do realize that you are complaining about fictional characters. Perhaps creating your own comic strip this coming year would be more fulfilling for your, than critizing the work of others? I do hope that the rest of your day is more interesting that the beginning. You seem to be in need of a break.
The only person that can waste your time is you. Invest wisely.
The world would be a better place if we would all take a page out of Thumper’s mother’s book: If you can’t say something nice don’t, say anything at all. ( Sorry you are miserable. Please don’t spread it to the rest of us.)
Stop watching the new first before you read this comic. Your negativity is not well received. I hope the rest of your day goes better for you.
Where are Bernice’s parents?