If you always seek the negative, I am positive that your quest will not be in vain. Fungus grows in the dark. Step into the light of a brighter outlook and see how many flowers bloom in your garden of optimism.
Droll? You do realize that you are complaining about fictional characters. Perhaps creating your own comic strip this coming year would be more fulfilling for your, than critizing the work of others? I do hope that the rest of your day is more interesting that the beginning. You seem to be in need of a break.
The world would be a better place if we would all take a page out of Thumper’s mother’s book: If you can’t say something nice don’t, say anything at all. ( Sorry you are miserable. Please don’t spread it to the rest of us.)
Things don’t always have to make sense to be enjoyed.