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1. almost 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I really don’t understand this “humility” thing. Honestly, I already grasp the obvious fact that I’m better than everyone else…

2. almost 12 years ago on Speed Bump

   Actually, I’ve found that girls throw poop pretty well.Especially if they have a lawyer.

3. almost 12 years ago on Close to Home

   “I feel like I’m cracking up!”

4. almost 12 years ago on Drew Sheneman

   Gypsy8Sorry, Dude, but everyone came from somewhere. If you take it to the extreme, EVERYONE (save perhaps those from a very tiny region of what we now call Africa) ARE IMMIGRANTS.No one with any concept of history or anthropology can declare that those groups, generally called “Native Americans”, were not here for centuries before Europeans arrived…And then were actively and violently destroyed by the invading Europeans.As a “Cherokee American”, I can also vigorously defend MY tribe’s contribution to human evolution, as we were the ONLY Native American tribe ( due to Sequoyah’s efforts) to have a literacy rate of 100% (not matched by any nation today).Maybe, Gypsy8, you should read a book.

5. almost 12 years ago on Too Much Coffee Man

   Wait. On point 16…What if you’re agoraphobic? Then what???

6. almost 12 years ago on Doonesbury

   In my experience, with each of my former wives (don’t ask), yes. It is rule One, Two, and Three, at the very least.Apparently, I can’t count to “one”, hence the multiple former wives.

7. almost 12 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Llewellenbruce!I’m a “Llewellyn” too (slightly different spelling). We’re pretty rare…

8. almost 12 years ago on Speed Bump

   Gotta say I understand. I once asked “Why don’t my patients ever just tell me a joke?”The answer, of course, is they could tell anyone a joke, for free…

9. almost 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   So, if I understand this, you can check your invisible bags for free, but you get no peanuts at all…?

10. almost 12 years ago on Frank and Ernest

    Wow. You must’ve taken a course in logic! (heehee).By the by, I’ve no idea, myself, although I’ve always assumed Frank was the big one…