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  1. 3 days ago on Speed Bump

    I’ve needed this a few times over the years.

  2. 5 days ago on Monty

    I still read Mad Magazine. I grew up reading it in the 70s and still have a box of Mad Magazines stored away safely. They may be worth a fortune because most of them my one Uncle gave to me from his stash from the 50s and 60s.

  3. 7 days ago on Speed Bump

    BWAH-HA-HA!!!!

  4. 9 days ago on Speed Bump

    Any State or Federal job. There are hundreds of them. I retired with my 25-year pension 4 years ago… one month shy of my 50th birthday.

    I tell people I meet to get a job where every day you go to work is a day closer to retirement. Don’t get a job that is just one more day of working and it has no meaning in the end.

    One of my neighbors has a son who was asking me a few years ago about how to handle his money. He told me he is working at a beer distributor and loves it and the customers. I advised him to work at the Liquor Store (in Pennsylvania it is a State run store and has a pension-health benefits). He said he’d look into it. 4 years later I run into him while on a walk and asked him if he got the State job. He tells me know because he likes selling beer and moved out of State to work at a business that has no pension, but is a warmer State with hot chicks.

    Yep… 4 years wasted because he could have been 4 years closer to a pension and ever having to work again.

  5. 15 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    I learned about the Mayfly in grade school. As kids we say why do we need to learn this because we’ll never need the knowledge as adults. Yes, yes you will in some form or another.

  6. 20 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Agreed. And the fact the crocs and gators have barely evolved over the past few millennia shows how perfect they are as a species.

  7. 23 days ago on Off the Mark

    Any brain that is that dumb to fall for an obvious trap is not one I would want in my head. But…! I guess a dumb brain is better than no brain.

  8. 24 days ago on Rubes

    Goodbye, hippie!!

  9. 25 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    In ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ Han uttered the line: “…that bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell…”

    The actual story was later written as a comic book story in the original Star Wars comic book by Marvel Comics in the 70s through the 90s. Chewie’s hair had nothing to do with the story. This strip is just paying homage to the Star Wars franchise.

  10. about 1 month ago on Eek!

    Ketchup… the poor person’s flavoring.