Used a variant of that joke on our Christmas card this year.
Love the eye chart!! Welcome, Christmas!
Actually, Lutheran Protestants (the first protestants by some accounts) DO practice Confession (both corporate and individual), we just don’t consider it a sacrament…we acknowledge two and one-half sacraments: Baptism, Holy Eucharist, and the “half” is Penance; it has the spiritual element, but no Earthly element. (Baptism has water and the Spirit; Communion has water, wine and Christ’s presence; Penance only has the promise of Christ that our sins are forgiven.)
I do. I also communicate in ways which are not limited to 145 characters, so I spell out my words in their entirety.
I wonder if it’s uncomfortable to sit with your tail between your legs, rather than behind you.
Perhaps the department uses the funding to advertize their program in which citizens donate the gifts, and the officers distribute them to the community. The US Marines do a similar “Toys for Tots” campaign each year…funded by the government, but the toy donations come from citizens.
If they were top-heavy on the bottom, they’d be bottom-heavy. :-) I’m sure it was just a typo, or a “brain-o” if you like.
That statement is likely qualified as it is because there have only been official records for 135 years.
Où est Cebébé?
I had no idea Ollie had independent suspension…REALLY independent!