Chip has a name.
How long is that in cartoon-years?
you trained her well.
“Did somebody say chocolate?”
Get your own! And then may I please have a bite?
re. “Sorry, not a vegetable.”
I can see why you’re sorry. It’s a sorry thought.
Chocolate ain’t mineral. It ain’t animal. Vegetable.
Them’s the choices.
flashlight under the covers after bedtime.
Our son, failing to convince his mother to buy a TV, stomped off in a huff, “Be that way! I’ll just go read a book.” door slam
He nailed his own coffin shut.
I’m a part-time vegan. Sometimes I eat vegetables. Chocolate, for example.
“Best way to get a kid to do something, tell them NOT to do it.”
I always thought God should have done that:
Thou shalt steal.
Thou shalt commit adultery.
Thou shalt murder.
The world would be a better place.