(To Calvin’s dad) in a minute you’re gonna discover the difference between a body cast and a body bag
I would of said to Calvin’s dad: “Ok bub, visualize being a 80 year old Being broke, alone, and dying on your deathbed.” and I bet that would shut him up for good
If I was Calvin, I would of yanked him (dad) right by the collar and I would of said “listen asshole, I’m in a P-off mood you better give me one F’ing good reason why I should make your bedtime more permanent.”
Nah, he must be watching NewsMax
Just he waits until his job goes paperless (internet), and he is gonna b!tch about it, until his boss said “either you go paperless, or we will have you license revoked for life and that means you can’t get a job anywhere including around the world” and I bet that would shut him up for good
Buy a shotgun
Hobbes (ps I have a stuffed tiger in my middle drawer of my dresser)
I know that this is long ago, but I do remember that we had dial up (safe-t.net or integrity online) and it SUCKED ’nads!
Well if Calvin’s dad go back to school, he is the one who gonna be griping. Because he gonna be taught all of that Nazi propaganda and gonna change his tune really fast
After he get home from school he will say to Calvin: “now I know why you hate school, they are teaching you all that propaganda and making you not think but do what they order you to do”
If that happened in today’s school, Suzie would appear on “Beyond Scared Straight” being talked down by prisoners saying “Do you know what happens when you snitch in prison, you get stitches.” Humph, I bet she would keep her mouth shut after that.