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Ah, a little about me. Where to start? Firstly, I do not take kindly to people who cut me in line. So, let that serve as a warning to you. You will find yourself rapped on the shins with my cane quicker than stink on a wet dog if you should be so boorish. I make my way through this world as a life coach. I have a double degree from Phoenix University in horseshoeing and box making. If I am to accept you as a client you must pay me in dubloons (plus expenses). I wish you the best and hope that you are never carried off by a large bird to a waiting nest of hungry larger birds.

Recent Comments

  1. over 7 years ago on The Worried Well

    alcohol is a solution and also a solution

  2. over 7 years ago on Wondermark

    write from the heart

  3. over 7 years ago on The Awkward Yeti

    less heart more head

  4. over 8 years ago on That New Carl Smell

    including Americans!

  5. over 8 years ago on Super-Fun-Pak Comix

    too much, ruben. more please.

  6. over 8 years ago on That New Carl Smell

    i LOL’d out of my mouth

  7. over 8 years ago on Rabbits Against Magic

    I love Lemon

  8. over 8 years ago on Scenes from a Multiverse

    there’ is nothing beyond the Bean!

  9. over 9 years ago on Truth Facts

    hello Cleveland!

  10. over 9 years ago on Jim Benton Cartoons

    I’d certainly prefer to spend my time with animals after reading some of the douchebag comments on this strip. Humans can be such loathsome pieces of garbage.