Navy.Bean's Profile
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Ah, a little about me. Where to start? Firstly, I do not take kindly to people who cut me in line. So, let that serve as a warning to you. You will find yourself rapped on the shins with my cane quicker than stink on a wet dog if you should be so boorish. I make my way through this world as a life coach. I have a double degree from Phoenix University in horseshoeing and box making. If I am to accept you as a client you must pay me in dubloons (plus expenses). I wish you the best and hope that you are never carried off by a large bird to a waiting nest of hungry larger birds.
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