I would post a comment upside down if I knew how.
Horace is to plaindromes as Pastis is to puns.
The trouble with stealing a diamond so big is you can’t just sell it. Maybe if you already have a buyer lined up ahead of time…
Better to steal a whole lot of smaller ones.
A Camaro and a pickup?
New York City: Get run over by a taxi.Beverly Hills: Get run over by a Rolls Royce.Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: get run over by a horse and buggy.Ishpeming, Michigan: Get run over by a rusty Chevy pickup.Los Angeles: get shot
That looks like Bender.
When it absolutely , positively has to be there in nine days, call Steam Engine Express.
I fear that restricting comments to the more simplistic words will have a discouraging effect on the imaginations of commenters.
So he has to deal with a loss of dignity once every three years, big deal.