Santa is like me apparently!
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
No, go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.00
Which makes me wonder what kind of description she gave for such varying results!
It’s MORMON backwards.
I don’t think she needs help!
I just lost my car actually because of this exact problem… the crankshaft fused, because I didn’t check the oil. The worst part is that before taking the trip on which it happened, I was thinking “I need to check the oil soon.” Well, turns out I should’ve been thinking that about a week ago!
I like her eggs!!!
It’s crude, but funny!
Jesus lives. If you refuse to believe, I pity you, and pray you become one of His children.