Why would it be a girl child in this alternate reality?
Nice fat shaming, Luke.
Aw, I’m so sad. Unicorns with gas = rainbows.
Or at Walla Walla, Washington?
Split the difference, call it a skort.
Has anyone compiled a list of Marigold’s favorite things?
Women get to walk around without pants all the time. It’s called dresses and skirts.
Marigold has great fetlocks.
She has a glorious tail, to match her mane.
I read it at 6:00 a.m., and it makes getting up for work much, much better. Thanks, Dana!