There’s a meme somewhere that labels a snake a “Death Noodle.”“Satan’s Shoelace” or “Anteatereater” work, too.
Tortie owner here, too. Natasha (named appropriately after the Black Widow from Marvel) is still playful at seven years old, likes to cuddle with me in bed, and goes after my hand for chin and face skritches like no other cat I’ve ever seen. She also has a unique way of playing with my girlfriend’s dog, a two-year-old female labradoodle, that makes you think she’s being hostile but their interactions with each other are pretty entertaining. The cattitude is strong with this one!
I want to own a dog that barks in iambic pentameter1
My cat has a serious case of the zoomies after a trip to the litter box. I think pets just feel lighter and get that burst of energy after doing their business.
The last panel was inspired by the three Spider-Men pointing at each other meme.
Anybody else, and the lady would be filing a restraining order against the guy!
Call it a hunch, but I have a feeling the story is setting itself up for Tonsils to get killed by Coffyhead.
Coffyhead should be easy to defeat; just slip him some decaf.
“‘Driving Schroeder Crazy’ for Dummies”….possible future entry on the New York Times bestseller list?
Childhood memory: my dad was something of a practical jokester, and one day he taught us impressionable kids that the definition of “mediocre” was “amazing, wonderful, fantastic” etc. So, every dinner ended with us saying “Thanks mom, dinner was mediocre!” “You can make a really mediocre spaghetti!” “Mom, that was the most mediocre meal I’ve ever had.” Yeah, mom wasn’t impressed; it took a couple of years before the real definition sunk in.