The perfect corporate cypher. He may as well not be here at all.
Chocolate is a good temporizer. Makes you realize what the Aztecs had going with peppers and chocolate.
WOO-HOO! You could light a cigar that way!
So it’s YOUR computer I have to clean and defrag weekly! Do you know what you are COSTING IT this year??
I’m still surprised The History Channel didn’t snap this up. What are they waiting for? Really!
Until it’s demonstrated, people don’t really remember what sort of trauma adolescence is. Things change size, dimension, and you even SMELL different. Oh, and oh God, the HAIR!!!
That’s so sad…
That explains that expression everyone’s wearing.
The world has been configured by business majors who have determined they’re the only adults, and you peons will wear nametags, uniforms, have two bathroom breaks of five minutes each and a half hour for lunch when you’re not working to make them wealthier than God. Any questions?
It’s that or hair. Too often I find people prefer hair over potential. It’s just their (rather limited) way.