DEATH to the Russian tool! The sooner we tear him into pieces of raw flesh, the better!
Naw. Like Varvel, he kisses Trump so Fatboy can blow it out his ass at full volume.
I see this and have to wonder: Does Trump kiss you so he can blow this crap out your ass at full volume? You’re too pathetic to live, Varvel. Keep that in mind when we show up with the ROPE.
I hope when you go in for your vaccine, Varvel, you pompous sack of rat snot, they recognize you for your cartoons and heave you into the dumpster out back with the rest of the medical waste to be burned. BURNED!
Estas tan muerto, amigo.
Yep. Varvel gets his drawing orders straight from the Racists in Chief, the deathless friends of Russia and enemies of America and its Constitution down to the wire. You disgust me, you sack of dead frog guts. You don’t belong here. You don’t belong anywhere on Earth. Return to HELL and cram yourself back up Satan’s anus, your TRUE HOME. And don’t try to come back; we’ll burn you black and crisp if you try.
Another goofy and pointless cartoon about… what, exactly? China has lots of its own goal, which it is burning and the gases of which are coming over the Pacific to us. Are you using a Western cliche to try and shame the Chinese, when the US has under Trump withdrawn from the Paris Accords and basically denounced the science of climate change? You’re either deluded by national egocentrism or just hopelessly out of touch. Both, really. Why don’t you get a better job painting houses come Spring? We’re going to need housepainters. Treasonous out-of-touch cartoonists, not so much.
Too sour and bitter for me.
You sure do love sedition, don’t you, Varvel? You LOVE LOVE LOVE TREASON, and you will hang for it, I promise you, with your belly cut open so the dogs can feast on your rotten guts as you strangle from a low tree branch. This is what traitors and enemies of America get, Varvel. Your guts will feed dogs and roaches, and worms will dine on your foul, degenerate flesh. All preparation for your return to HELL, where your FAILURE will give SATAN reason to cram you BACK UP HIS RED ANUS where you began, never to return. Satanic turd, you’ll be happy where he leaves you. You just will. It’s the place you should never have left. And YOU KNOW IT.
What’s the matter, Varvel? William Barr isn’t TREASONOUS ENOUGH for you?? How about we cram him up your disloyal ass and set both of you on fire, the better to make your appearance before SATAN when you arrive in your forever home, HELL. Won’t you two look just peachy?