My wife of 51 years and I both have earplugs. Problem solved!
We are all born ignorant; some work hard to become stupid.
Have you discussed this fantasy with your therapist?
I told my reps that if they drank at lunch to not drink vodka. I’d rather have the clients know they were drunk than think they were stupid.
But where did Teto get a tardis?
I invented calling in well in 1978. When I called in to tell the boss I was going to play golf (it was a beautiful day in January), he said “WHAT!?!”. I said “would you rather I tell you I am sick?” He said no and I said I’d see him tomorrow.
Flowers are weeds if they grow in a wheat field!!
Why do they call it Rush Hour when nothing moves?
You don’t stop having fun because you get old, you get old because you stop having fun.
We had a blonde in our class who spent 2 weeks memorizing the capitals of all the states. I asked her what the capital of Maine was and she thought for a minute and said “M”.