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Ellisburkes Free

Mammal. Homo Sapien.

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  1. 2 days ago on Gil Thorp

    It took me a while, but Joycelynn does have something in common with George Seurat in Sunday in the Park with George.

  2. 2 days ago on Gil Thorp

    A farmer in California is credited with making the very first celery cap. Ironically, he was also arrested for being a stalker.

  3. 2 days ago on Gil Thorp

    I wonder if they made a hat for the cat.

  4. 2 days ago on Gil Thorp

    In honor of the first African-American to win an Academy Award, Hattie McDaniel. 1939 Gone With the Wind.

  5. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Trees that often oversleep usually request Wake Forest calls. This may or may not be factual, I could be going out on a limb. A travelling tree salesman will always pack his trunk before putting down roots or branching out. To cover more territory he will usually make use of leaflets. I apologize. I drank too much root beer last night.

  6. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    No truth to the rumor that Chewbacca used Star Gel to keep his fur neat around his bandolier.

  7. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Madame Defarge was a true knit wit. Gave a new meaning to ‘Head’ Mistress.

  8. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    If only she had made a hat for the cat.

  9. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Since they are all women, the color should appropriately be a deeper shade of Helen Reddy, especially when they roar.

  10. 3 days ago on Gil Thorp

    Fortuitous that she is not a gynecologist. That would be the yeast of her problems.