Because Luann has known her dear, but uptight friend most of her life.
A big part of what developed into rap and hip-hop was from Black-American (and previous African Griot) oral storytelling traditions. There is a collection of old stories from the early 20th century on Rounder records (including one based on a Black man on the Titanic) called “Get your ass in the water and swim like me.” https://www.horntip.com/mp3/1960s/1960s—1990s_get_your_ass_in_the_water_and_swim_like_me_(CD)/get_your_ass_in_the_water_and_swim_like_me_01.jpg
Clarification re: current president is fighting with the liberals for more direct aid in the current relief package: Dems have been advocating for more direct aid from the beginning. When 45 tweeted that $2,000/person would be more appropriate than what’s now been proposed, Nancy Pelosi immediately signaled that she agreed.
Calvin also wrecked the family car. Yes, he was horrified he did this and felt remorse, but that’s even more dangerous than painting a couch!
Cheese us, it’s a minute past midnight Pacific time, and there are already…239 comments by various Doctor Spocks and their detractors.If you want to keep Shannon busy and out of trouble for awhile, give her a velcro vest to wear, a trampoline underneath, and place velcro on the ceiling,Problem solved.
Live pro wrasslin’ eh? Are you familiar with the musician Reverend Billy C. Wirtz? In a previous life he was actually a pro wrestling manager. He has two classic wrestling songs: “Sleeper Hold on Satan” and “Grandma vs. The Crusher,” both on YouTube.
The Tastykake Company is still out of Philadelphia, but they also advertised on the Baltimore Orioles baseball network, at least when I was growing up. You remined me of the jingle: Let’s All Have a Tastykake / and have a lot of fun / Tastykakes are all the good things / All the good things wrapped up in one.
(Next week… the Natty Bo jingle!)
Regarding the 1925 movie version: apparently it is now in the public domain. Looks to be several postings of it on YouTube.
“Future Wedding?” Let’s just take this one week at a time. Besides, in the Luanniverse, it could be years and years before anyone gets hitched.
While Pastis is getting his punny mind together, have you read either of Snoopy’s classics: "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, " and “I Never Promised You an Apple Orchard.” Lots of gems within.