A overfed, long forgotten, long haired, leaping gnome, formerly the star of a Hollywood Movie.
Nearby is the town of Ass-Ends Mesa.
Winnie is a widow? When did this happen?
If ya got a riding lawn mower, then you could take turns riding it and liking it, too. BUT……..who has the riding lawn mower?
Slip them in some ice cream.
Ever seen Stan Laurel do “Easy, kneesie, nosie”? Look it up.
Well now, that will sure attract the aliens right there!!
It will last (and Last and LAST!)
Went to high school with Emory Cloth…….YOU think about it.