I know, but gotta vent bout it.
Bernice just keeps on being a horrid friend. She always refuses to see the bright side of things or live in the moment like Luann. Plus she is studying to be a psychologist, being understanding and open minded are big parts of that. Though seeing as she likes to bring people down, ruin fun occasions, and talk about people behind their backs, I don’t see her having a very long career or having regular patients.
I think you meant a pet rock. Seeing as those are all of the above, PLUS have no hearts either.
Just do what my brother did, put a poster over it and keep it there till someone notices. Like when you’re at college and your mom cleans out your room.
Thank you my brother in arms.
Oh honey, who hurt you?
Oh, you mean green apple. The worst flavor in the world.
I think the ‘it’ they refer to is the name itself, not the unicorn.