I always tell people the Lindt balls were really meant for me; they just spelled my name wrong on the wrapper!
Very similar to “Zits” from Saturday, 10/24!
If he doesn’t have a clue what she wants, why not just ask her?
I always found the counting method helped; “If you don’t… by the time I count to …, I will … “. FOLLOW THROUGH FIRMLY and they learn “Mom’s counting; she must be serious!
McGehee said, 1 day ago
Money? Nah, I’ll just leave them trillions and trillions of dollars of national debt. …
Might as well buy the car; with all the bailouts, the children will be paying for it anyway! They might even get to drive it someday!
Junior looks like he CAN’T WAIT to try it!
Ooh, I’d like to go to Hawaii for $97.50! Wonder where he found that fare?
There is a website called Messies Anonymous. They have some great tips! Try http://messies.com/