How about having everyone over to the house for dinner, slaving all day to cook and no one wants to help clean up….that would be a great verse.
If the Christmas tree is “regimental” then does it mean it is sporting wood under its kilt too?
Purple? Why not go for pink and then make sure it tastes like Strawberrys.
All this guy is missing is his Rastafari hat and a hooka
She should have waited until he was on the toilet. At least that way he can’t go anywhere. Oh and make sure he didn’t take anything to read.
How many do they have on their team now?
Her finger prints will be all over it and Santa has X-ray vision. He will be able to see that before he opens the envelope. Who’s naughty now?!?!?
This is why you don’t let kids answer the phone.
It’s okay Santa, they probably had motion detectors as well, so going through the chimney is out now too.
Maybe he should hang out with the Scarecrow, he has plenty of fiber.