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  1. almost 13 years ago on Tom Toles

    Hdjndc, og dfjh kfk4r gfthrrjh uyf jllhb. Hbhvghs jd gnork trdsfh, jwwe, hgyg crbj oohh’k hkjuukl j cvnh ftyu.

    JGSGG GYGV KH GGJK ZSDZGH HVJ V!!!!!

    (It might be jibberish, but it still makes more sense than scotfreitas’ posts.)

  2. almost 13 years ago on Tom Toles

    If scotfreitas could draw his thoughts he’d be the funniest cartoonist ever.

  3. almost 13 years ago on Tom Toles

    At least scotfreitas waited until the end of his/her post before the majority of the name calling began.

    Of course I brought it upon myself.

    I was just stupid, or crazy, or nihilistic to have read that far.

  4. almost 13 years ago on Tom Toles

    Wow! The Righteous Wing has devolved from making up childish names to nursery rhymes.

    It’s apparent that spelling, punctuation, and the correct use of capital letters are still many grade levels beyond what you’ve learned so far.

    Of course, if all of you really are 4 years old, I apologize.

    Sometimes I read comments from your ilk about how you resent it when liberals and/or Democrats act like they’re smarter than everyone else.

    That has to be the best example of irony, ever.

    (Ask your teacher’s aide to explain it to you when you come in from recess.)

    Here’s a hint:

    It only looks that way when we’re surrounded by you folks.

  5. almost 13 years ago on Tom Toles

    Words of wisdom from Scottfreitas, the $11.88 Genius:

    “He spent more money in his first 60 days than ALL previous Presidents COMBINED from 1792-2008–a fact which still makes my head reel whenever I dwell upon it.”

    EVERY fact makes your head reel. Get used to it.

    Speaking of fiscal responsibility:

    Did anyone ever find the 2.3 trillion dollars that Donald Rumsfeld misplaced?

    Google it.

    An angry 5th Grader just informed me that by the 5th Grade they know how to use capital letters and apostrophes.

  6. almost 13 years ago on Tom Toles

    In other news, to escape the stigma of the word “Republican,” many Republicans are announcing to the world that they are now “Independents.”

    This from a group of people that seem to be utterly incapable of forming an independent thought or opinion.

    Am I right Dittoheads?

    Tune in tomorrow when Scott calls me a Shittohead and his imaginary friends all laugh in unison for 17 hours in a row.

  7. almost 13 years ago on Tom Toles

    @scottfreitas

    You are so clever with those funny names you made up!

    I’m betting you’ve made it all the way up to the 5th Grade.

    Seriously, how can you possibly think indulging in prepubescent silliness supports your argument(s) in any way whatsoever?

    Why do you bother writing such long diatribes when, in your first paragraph, you announce to everyone that you’re not interested in what anyone other than you yourself has to say?

    You and your ilk are squandering a golden opportunity to take advantage of the growing dissatisfaction that many liberals and Democrats have with President Obama and his policies as well as his responses to situations that have occurred recently. I doubt an opportunity of this magnitude will ever happen again. Instead of capitalizing on it by offering solutions or alternatives, you run around yelling “Nyay Nyah told you so!”

    I think I know what might be behind your delusional feeling of self importance.

    You need to remember that paying money to have the word “Genius” next to your name doesn’t mean that you are one.

    So you won’t waste (more of) everyone’s time responding to my comments I’ll respond to them in advance:

    “I’m rubber and you’re glue.”

    My sincerest apologies to every 5th Grader in the world, past, present, and future. I was trying to frame my comments in a manner that Scott might, but most likely won’t, understand.

  8. over 13 years ago on Pat Oliphant

    dougeprofile said:

    What about the oppressed Iranian people (ie. students) “the Messiah” has been kicking off his tight roap as he goes?

    Yes I’m sure they’re hoping to reap the good life that “The Idiot” brought to the students of Iraq and Afghanistan with his disastrous adventures in unreality.

    By the way, you do realize that you are complimenting President Obama? Oh that’s right, it’s a lame attempt at sarcasm. I’m sure The Lord gets a big laugh out of you using His Name in vain as an insult.

    Also, if I may paraphrase your hero: “Is our children learning” to spell ‘rope?’” Obviously not. No wonder advanced concepts like sarcasm, respect, spelling, punctuation, and thinking are so daunting to some people.

  9. over 13 years ago on Pat Oliphant

    motivemagus: I have no idea how you knew the meaning of “merkin” but I’m sure glad you did. Best comment of the day!

  10. over 13 years ago on Pat Oliphant

    I hope this doesn’t upset Mark Sanford, he might run away again.

    What?

    Oops.

    My bad.

    I hope this upsets Mark Sanford, he might run away again.