Impeach the goldfish (not pictured)
Wife: (hiccup) Me: hey, hon. Wife: What? Me: Boo. Wife: (laughs) It worked!
That’s a bipolar cat for ya.
I like Monday. When I have it off. And today is one of those! YAY!!!
DVR it. Then use the FF button for the ad breaks.
Nermal has deserved that boot for many years.
or (heaven forbid) the worm!!!
Closer to 10000000000000000000000. You can’t blink without offending at least 5 different religions now.
It’s not a mirror, its a window into a parallel universe.
Did he default on buying a gumball?