I don’t know about print, but paper certainly is.
The print is dead. Long live the printess!?
Beware of zombie newspapers! Some print is undead!
And WHERE are the neighbors?
He also only fears crosses and sucks blood ironically.
Well, that explains the headless birds and mice he’s been leaving at the foot of your bed.
And he had a date tonight, too!
I always make my new patients the butt of my jokes!
No, Urrrgghhh Wuuuuhhhd!
It’s pronounced “quiche”!