There’s an old term for those “critics” — two words, and I’m pretty sure not appropriate for a kid’s comic strip comment section. “Quote” is the first word.
Let’s duet, in ways that make us feel good / Let’s duet, and make that sacred sound / Put two and two together / Perfect harmony we found / We know it’s only natural, let’s duet!
Oh, and that is a direly bad sweater by the way.