Old, crotchety, and highly irritable.
You just really don’t get humor, do you?
I do not like the Charlie character. It is just not up to the standards of Non Sequitur. Put it away as a bad idea.
Grunts don’t have brains large enough to contain memories from to distant a past…like 3-maybe 4 years? In some casaes 3-4 minutes.
Why not take a break from comics, and go look for your cerebellum.
It;s quite obvious that the previous commenters do not grasp the concept of comics.
What you say could be used as a stereotypical comment by someone who is a result of our stellar education system.