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  1. over 4 years ago on Stone Soup

    Read this for a book club & highly recommend it: The Soul of an Octopus by Sy Montgomery

  2. about 5 years ago on One Big Happy

    Bravo.

  3. almost 6 years ago on One Big Happy

    All the OBH strips here are reruns. Creators.com have the current ones.

  4. almost 7 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    what library is open on the 4th of July?

  5. about 7 years ago on Pickles

    Yesterday’s Pickle’s is online now!

  6. about 7 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Hobbes teaches Common Core math! :-)

  7. about 7 years ago on For Better or For Worse

    I eat my peas with honey, I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, but it keeps them on the knife!

  8. about 7 years ago on Pickles

    My test for a really good pizza is how good it is cold the next day for breakfast!

  9. over 7 years ago on Pickles

    I once worked with a British engineer. He created tables of terms that I had to verify. I asked him to alphabetize the tables to make my job easier. He looked at me blankly for several seconds so I finally said, “Alphabetize, put in alphabetical order.” He said, “That’s not a word!” Me: “Yes it is. Look it up.” He pulls out this huge hardbound Oxford dictionary of English, looks it up and pronounced it not a word. I ask, “Is that a British dictionary?” Yes. “Well, look it up in an American dictionary.” So he pulls out a small paperback dictionary. I’m thinking, please be in there, please be in there…. He puts the dictionary back. “It’s not a word, it’s an Americanism.”

  10. over 7 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Mom was ALWAYS home when I got home from school. Except once. I went through the entire house looking for her. By the time I was in the bedrooms, I was totally panicked and totally expecting to find her murdered, dead on the floor somewhere. Then I heard her come in the back door. She had been next-door talking to a neighbor and got back a few minutes late. It took a while to calm me down and after that she was ALWAYS home we kids got home from school!