In my experience anything involving a face-plant comes as a surprise!!
ore likely the “machine” part that interests him.
I for one miss them.
I agree! It’s udderly ridiculous!
In a tailor shop?
You tube has some Pratchett audio books
“old age ends and senescence begins,the day your descendants outnumber your friends” Odgen Nash
What DO gossip-collumnists do for a living these days ?
I guess that’s where the phrase “Fat Head” came from!
I thought aversive therapy was out of fashion!