I was told the guillotine was a way to lose 10 lbs of ugly fat.
you expected maybe a floor show?
Definitely! Does marvelous things to your jeans in the dryer!
Is a dog-lady similar to a cat-lady but with more walking involved?
In my experience anything involving a face-plant comes as a surprise!!
ore likely the “machine” part that interests him.
I for one miss them.
I agree! It’s udderly ridiculous!
In a tailor shop?
You tube has some Pratchett audio books