Prickly City by Scott Stantis for September 19, 2004

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Man: I'm from the Gallup Poll. I was wondering if you would answer a few questions. Winslow: Sure! Man: If the election were held today, you'd.... Winslow: ...Be totally surprised! Man: No, sir, it's... Winslow: I mean, that thing's not until November or something. Man: That's true, sir, but. Winslow: Don't tell me those Homeland Security types changed it!!! If they do that then the terrorists win! And I, for one, won't stand for it!! Do you hear me? Come back here!! Carmen: So you're the reason the polls are all hinky this year. Winslow: I like to think I'm doing my part for democracy...