Kick that bit*h to the curb Johnson.
Johnson, it’s time to punt.
It’s actually past time, but do it.
Is that the top knee when you cross your legs?
Honestly, what DOES he see in her?
OK Johnson, that gives you a few days to find someone else to dump her for! Maybe that girl who told you about the new couple a few days ago? She seemed nice. Then just show up at school and watch the fun!