could be worse. He could be called “B. Roski”
Fun is what you have after school. And it never, never involves making fun of the teacher. Sorry, but that’s the way it is.
Some teachers have no sense of humor. One wrote the numbers from one to ten on the blackboard, and asked Little Johnnie which ones could be divided evenly by two. Johnnie said, “All of them.” Teacher said how and Johnnie said, "Easy, 1/2,1,2 1/2, 2, etc. Guess who got sent to the principles office for being a smart alec?
“Shum thingsh in here don’t react too well to bulletsh.”
You’re not kidding. I give the kids enough leash to call me “Mr. Mac” and that’s it. A few kids try to push it; I push back and they know the limit. Push past it, they get written up.
. . . I don’t get it?