And stop moving those shoulders!
Come on, Gandalf, do your magic and show him how to do it.
Use your staff to fire lightening bolts at his feet while yelling, “Dance!”
Hey. Hobbit feet are furry, not hairy. There’s a difference.
So long as he’s not the masked singer, he’d be too easy to identify…
Still better than a quest to be Lord of the Boxing Ring.
August 07, 2015