Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 01, 2022

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    back scratcher, fly catcher!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 3 months ago

    In Vietnam they eat them!

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    Algolei I  3 months ago

    Something to hurl into the Sun!

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    222jo  3 months ago

    Hot water bottle, stair tripper… um, um…

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    Jonathan Mason  3 months ago

    Takes me back to the ‘80s and Simon Bond’s book “101 uses for a dead cat”, and its sequels. There are hundreds of uses for a dead cat. My favourite was the pencil-sharpener.

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    juicebruce  3 months ago

    Thank – You Poncho ! Did you run this past the Cafe Crew ?

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    [Unnamed Reader - b76a53]  3 months ago

    You are correct, Poncho!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Sometimes it is hard to appreciate a cat. It helps if you put a cat to use

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    Znox11  3 months ago

    Don’t forget snowshoes.

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    Meg O' My Heart  3 months ago

    Thrown, they make a great weapon.

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    Here, I’ll help you with that! 7. Scapegoat 8. Prank Prop 9. Alarm Clock? 10. Eh… I’ve got nothing…

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    morningglory61 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sorry but I have no use for Poncho.

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    MCatSHF  3 months ago

    Hello Poncho: You have a short memory! Only 2 and 1/2 weeks ago you wore 2 cats (one real & one imitation Poo Poo cat) as rubber boots to fetch the newspaper in the rain.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Frankly, Poncho thought of 6 more uses than I could.

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    Diat60  3 months ago

    Dogs and cats both cuddle, but only cats purr.

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    Super Fly  3 months ago

    Mine doubles as a lap stand for my ipad. With claws.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  3 months ago

    much to the cats’ and their owners’ displeasure

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 3 months ago

    Carpet shredder, hair spreader, tripping hazard…I once had a copy of the book, “101 Uses For a Dead Cat”. Apparently, there are far fewer uses for live ones….

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    SusieB  3 months ago

    Having a purring cat on your lap or just hear you can lower your blood pressure.

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    SusieB  3 months ago

    Disappointing to see so much hatred towards cats. Usually found in people who want cats to behave like dogs and can’t appreciate them for their beauty, and their loving , but independent personalities.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s four more than I could have come up with

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Several of mine were great for keeping rat dogs out of our yard. More than once saw them riding a mid-size dog out of the yard as it was yipping as it ran out of the yard. Love the YouTube videos of Chihuahuas being put in their places after they bother the cat too much.

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    dv  3 months ago

    I remember my first girlfriend taking my cat and rubbing him across my windshield to clean the dirt, after which that cat gave himself a bath.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 3 months ago

    They are great at saving your seat. Of course, you won’t get it back. . . . :)

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    Argythree  3 months ago

    My one neighbor’s cat is great at keeping mice out of our apartments (the other building in our complex has mainly dog owners and lots of mice). The other neighbor’s cat is very affectionate and happy to sit in our laps to cheer us up. Some of our residents have groceries or deliveries from restaurants delivered right to the apartment; those who have dogs have discovered that the delivery people either won’t return next time, or insist on a big tip, due to the angry barking when they ring the doorbells or knock on the doors. Doesn’t happen with cats…

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    James Noury Premium Member 3 months ago

    I love cats. I don’t like this negativity about cats.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Foot warmer

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