Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 25, 2014
Neville: The dogs have me surrounded! Poncho: Throw out the gourmet sample biscuits and we'll consider sparing your pant legs! Neville: Never! Eating the mail is a federal offense! Poncho: Oh, yeah? Well it's also a federal offense to download pirated music! Neville: Gasp! How did they know? Poncho: Every human has done that at least once.