Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 17, 2013
Dog: Woof woof woof! Poncho: Oh, great. A puppy. Dog: Woof woof woof! Poncho: Woof? No, it's not woof. It's "quack." Dog: Woof woof! Poncho: No, "quack." Quack quack Dog: Quack? Poncho: That's right. Quack! Dog: Quack! Poncho: Now you got it. Dog: Quack quack quack quack! Man: What the heck did your dog do to my dog??!