Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 29, 2012
Poncho: You're thinking about getting into your garbage, aren't you? Dog: Yeah… Poncho: I want to get into my garbage, too. But we'll get busted for it. Dog: I know. Poncho: But I know how we can get away with it. Did you ever see that movie "strangers on a train"? Dog: No. Poncho: What we do is, we swap garbages! Dog: Swap garbages? Poncho: Each fellow eats the other fellow's garbage. That way there's nothing to connect them. It's so simple! Dog: You think it'll work? Poncho: Are you kidding? It's foolproof! It'll be a prefect crime! Poncho: Ohhh, I get it now… it's cause we still had the same motive… Dog: Why do I listen to you?