Poncho: Microwaves are so humble.
They do come in handy, Poncho!
My microwave won’t STOP beeping. It even beeps when it’s not making food. We can’t get the bleeep thing to shut up! It’s constantly beeping, beeping, beeping! Keeping us awake at night, interrupting other people when they’re beeping, beeping about the most irrelevant, useless, pointless….
Oh wait, somehow I’ve switch topics to my niece.
Zen … No, really … Extremely Zen … Or maybe Tao … I keep getting those mixed up …
@Algolei: Did you try pushing the stop/clear button?
Not my microwave - it’s BEEP could wake the dead on the other side of the world!
Microwaving is no way to cook a ham, though.
jgdyer, I’d say its more Zen than Tao.
Zen: “Before Enlightenment, cook the ham, give a beep. After Enlightenment, cook the ham, give a beep.”
No need to make a big deal about it.
Tao: “Cook the ham, or don’t. Give a beep, or don’t.”
In the long run, it makes no difference.
@ battycomic and Eldo Disc Golf: My niece doesn’t have either of those things. :p
Actually a Star Trek food synthesizer there.
A microwave tha won’t stop beeping? Time to re-gift it.
July 26, 2014