Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 08, 2010
Hudson: Wait a minute. One of your former masters couldn't have been a caveman who was eaten by a dinosaur. Humans and dinosaurs are separated on the timeline by millions of years. Poncho: But when I went into my past lives, I saw my master get chomped by a T-Rex! Hudson: Then there's only one reasonable explanation...your former master was that guy who got eaten on the toilet in "Jurassic Park"! Poncho: Gasp!