Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 11, 2009
Boomer: There's been a major squirrel insurgency on our home turf! We're at war! Poncho: Crud! Boomer: I don't have time to break you down to the level of maggot and rebuild you! You'll have to get your training from Private Poo Poo! Poo Poo: Umm... What is your major malfunction? Boomer: Here, put this helmet on! Your nickname is "Brooklyn"! Poo Poo: Can't I have a nickname? I don't like being "Private Poo Poo."