Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 30, 2008
Poncho: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Priest: Are... are you a dog? Poncho: Yes, why, is that a sin? Priest: No, no, it's just... what religion are you? Poncho: I dunno. I had some questions about heaven, so I thought I'd start here. Priest: Perhaps I can help. What do you want to know? Poncho: Is there dung in heaven? Priest: Woop, six o'clock! The church is now closed!