Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 29, 2008
Poncho: So all animals get to go to heaven? Even tapeworms? Hudson: Even tapeworms. Poncho: Do the tapeworms in heaven get to live in our intestines? Hudson: I suppose so. It wouldn't be very blissful for the tapeworms if they didn't get to do what they like to do. Poncho: So all animals get to do whatever they want in heaven? Hudson: Of course! It's heaven! Poncho: What about dung beetles? Is there dung in heaven? Hudson: I think I've waded out of my depth here.