Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 23, 2008
Poo Poo: Well, tomorrow I die. It was nice knowing you guys. Poncho: Don't talk like that. You might still win the fight against the bullmastiff. I read this comic book once where this whole team of superheroes had to fight Godzilla. All of them combined were no match for him. But the wasp, the tiniest hero of them all, beat him single-handedly. And do you know how? Flew into his giant inner ear. Knocked him out. Poo Poo: Why didn't you just mention David and Goliath? What is it with you and your bizarre, arcane references?