Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 20, 2005
Boomer: Wait a minute, what color is the cat that's circling your house? Poncho: Uh...black. Boomer: I've got bad news for you, buddy. If you cross a black cat's path you get, like, seven year's bad luck! Poncho: But he walked around my entire house! I'm trapped! Boomer: Maybe the path wears off after a couple of days. Poncho: Yeah, and maybe Ben Affleck's next movie won't stink, but who can afford to take that chance??