Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 23, 2004
10 things I hate about cats! 1. They smell like cats. 2. They use up valuable petting time. 3. They're powered by tiny motors. 4. They never run to get help. 5. They don't have to go outside to do their business. 6. They ruined perfectly good words like "pounce" and "frisky." 7. Their pupils are eerie. 8. They don't get fines for being off-leash. 9. They get along with mailmen. 10. They totally copied our collar-wearing thing.