Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 28, 2003
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Poncho: Shoot, I don't think I accomplished a single resolution from last year's list. (from his list): 1: Get vanity license plate. 2: Dig pitfall trap for the mailman. 3: Get colored contact lenses to look like a husky. 4: Find ultrasaurus shoulder bone (largest bone ever!). 5: Make contact with intelligent dogs from Sirius system. 6: Get bitten by radioactive spider. 7: Invent mechanical leg extensions for weiner dogs. 8: Take Fish to a James Brown concert. Fish: Maybe your targets are too unrealistic. Poncho: Prepare to get super bad, suckah!