Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 07, 2014

A “touch-screen reader”? What’s that?

I don’t use one of those electronic readers; I prefer good old fashioned books!

This is true! A dry finger acts like a glove sometimes and has not enough of the body’s electric current flowing for the screen to react to touch. A plugger knows moisture is a good electric conductor.

I sometimes forget and try ‘turning’ pages!

I agree with fierorose – I did the same thing, when I first got my Nook.

I have caught myself brushing away eraser bits after ‘erasing’ something on a graphics tablet

I don’t wet my finger to turn a page on the e-reader. I don’t know how to use it in the first place.

A Plugger with an e-reader? What happened to books?

As a gamer and an aspiring novelist. I read books to relieve the stress from looking at a screen all day.

Nothing can replace the printed page!

Ewww! I don’t even do that with paper.

A plugger’s e-reader is needlessly covered in slobber.

People licking their fingers is very disgusting and unsanitary. If I want your saliva on my stuff I’ll ask you, otherwise keep your mucous to yourself. Licking fingers when eating finger foods is the only real acceptable time to do so.